Bruce Springsteen lyrics run through the English to Shakespearean translator:

The screen doth’r slams
mary’s dresseth waves
liketh a vision the lady dances across the p’rch
as the radio plays

roy orbison singing f’r the lonely
ho yond’s me and i wanteth thee only
turneth not me home again
i just can’t visage myself high-lone again

runneth not backeth inside
ladybird, thee knoweth just what i’m h’re f’r
so thou art afeard and thou art bethinking
yond haply we ain’t yond young anym’re