I was just about to post a link to a Townhall (autocorrect wants to change it to “Downhill” and I’m not sure I disagree) article by Kurt Schlicter about how to be a conservative writer, but I don’t want to give them the traffic. He offers the sage advice that it’s not just enough to say “liberals suck” (though, he says, that’s a good thesis for books, as Ann Coulter has shown), but you should have nifty catch phrases for your objects of hatred and larder your article with meaty things like “immigrants suck, too.”

No, really. That’s how you jump to the front of the line of conservative content providers. Sheesh.