Great. The world’s broadest border. I can have my own football team https://t.co/grtdSlL3gE
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) September 30, 2019
Still, if it’s all being done by GPS tracking they might at least improve the phone signal round here, cos it’s shite. The funniest tweets I send never get to Twitter
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) September 30, 2019
All in all, though, and taking everything into account, having considered this proposal from several angles, I think it’s fair to say, without, I hope, jumping to hasty conclusions, that this is a f***ing stupid idea and is not going to work
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) September 30, 2019