What has caused this massive outbreak of weenie-size insecurity in the rural white redneck? It’s always been there, but it really kicked into high gear in the 80s.

Was it the easy availability of pr0n via VHS tapes that suddenly made all these rural shitkickers feel like their schvantzes weren’t measuring up?

The AR-15 is the most advanced penis replacement system on the market. pic.twitter.com/Hqa9vpc1xC

— Christopher A Blaine (@CBlaine72) July 12, 2020