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SteveC11/04/2010 7:17:37 pm PDT

re: #92 Ojoe

That Dylan song is a hoot if you substitute “phone” in the place of “stone.”

Lines from the Star Wars movies that would be improved by substituting the word “pants”:

1. I find your lack of pants… disturbing.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. The Force is strong in my pants.

4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

5. Your pants, you will not need them.

6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.

8. Governor Tarkin. I thought I smelled your foul pants.

9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.

10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

11. Pull up! All pants pull up!

12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.

14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!

15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.