re: #92 Ojoe
That Dylan song is a hoot if you substitute “phone” in the place of “stone.”
Lines from the Star Wars movies that would be improved by substituting the word “pants”:
1. I find your lack of pants… disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. The Force is strong in my pants.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. Your pants, you will not need them.
6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
8. Governor Tarkin. I thought I smelled your foul pants.
9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.
10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.