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Rick Perry Disagrees with His Own New Book

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SanFranciscoZionist8/22/2011 11:20:07 am PDT

re: #102 Alouette

I did not read the books or watch the movies, so I asked my daughter that this guy can remain a teenager and nobody notices after a couple of years that something is amiss? She explain that Edward and his fellow vampires move around a lot.

That life must suck (in more ways than one)

It was nicer when you had a castle in Transylvania, and the peasants kept their damn mouths shut, but there it is. Modern life.

(There was a Dracula spoof movie many years ago where the Count is thrown out of his castle by the Romanian government, who are planning to make it into a gymnastics training facility. “Comrade, we will be back in three days with parallel bars, mats, and Nadia Comaneci. Don’t be here.” The townsfolk see him off with torches, for old times’ sake.)