Breaking News: Brett Kavanaugh has calendars from 1982 that his team says don’t show a party matching his accuser’s account. He plans to give them to the Senate. https://t.co/Ph1AVOnShG

— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 23, 2018

Mom: did u have a party while we were gone
me: no
Mom: why is there a beer bottle in my bed
Me: I don’t know. but as you can see I didn’t write any party down in my calendar
Mom: oh. carry on https://t.co/1HdC4rIJ3a

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) September 23, 2018