Military Blocks Atheist Efforts to Feed Homeless

FORT BRAGG, NC – Commanders at the military base have decided not to allow atheists to collect food for local homeless veterans. The organizers of the upcoming ‘Rock Beyond Belief’ atheist festival expressed their desires to Fort Bragg, but lawyers cited regulations in their denial. Months of appeals and discussion ultimately went nowhere, but organizers believe they have a work-around solution…

Oh yeah. I’m sure the Confederates will be crying out “NANNY STATE!” over this. Mayor Bloomberg and all that. Derp!