re: #106 Drive By Commenter

The stories I could tell. Like bars that pipe strap their stools to the bar. Only serve canned beer. Have no windows. Pinball machines wrapped in storm link. And that song blasting in the back ground as two good ‘ol boys try to disembowel one another over the affections of a drunk double wide gal screaming “CUT HIM!!!!”

Can’t go into a concrete-block bar with no windows. Took an oath to the NFPA.