And for their brilliant hire over at the “Today” show:

Megyn Kelly Just Saying Maybe Christine Blasey Ford Is Bleeding From Her Wherevers (goes to Wonkette, more at the link).

She is going with the same accusations of other conservatives, that is, she gave a small donation to Bernie Sanders so that makes her a “leftist activist.”

Megyn Kelly! MEGYN! Oh my God!

Megyn Kelly decided to use the occasion of Brett Kavanaugh being accused of drunkenly assaulting Dr. Christine Blasey Ford when he was 17 and Ford was 15 to remind us all to #NeverForget to ask WHY THE FUCK DID NBC DECIDE TO PAY MEGYN KELLY A MILLION BILLION GAZILLION DOLLARS TO HOST A SHOW NOBODY ASKED FOR THAT ADDS NOTHING OF VALUE TO THE WORLD?

Kelly was herself a victim of repeated sexual harassment when she was at Fox News, and she memorably found herself on the receiving end of the misogyny of Donald Trump, who accused her of having blood coming out of her “wherever” when she asked him on a debate stage about his constant habit of demeaning women. That led Trump’s pigfucker supporters to harass her and death threat her and all the rest, which is strangely the same thing that’s happening to Dr. Ford, now that she has come forward and told her story of getting drunkenly assaulted by a young, giant-foreheaded Brett Kavanaugh. It was so severe that Bill Shine, who was the president of Fox News at the time, but has recently taken a job in the White House working for President Pussgrab, had to call the Trump campaign people and say, “You know, if you guys end up getting Megyn Kelly killed, that’s not going to be a good LEWK for you.”

Well, Megyn Kelly has ‘PINIONS about Dr. Ford’s story, and they are … the same as Donald Trump’s opinions? Which are “bitches be lyin”? Megyn? MEGYN! WTF MEGYN?