re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I had a cop ask me at a sobriety check point where I was going. I had;
a. Not been drinking
b. No intentions on telling him where I was heading.

I answered with, “I am not sure that it is any of your business, sir.”

a. The cop looked over at the Sarge who was there supervising
b. She looked kind of offended

Me:
c. And that was the last thing I remembered before waking up handcuffed to the bed in Cook Country Hospital.