Onion: Financial Expert Offers Obsessive Recession Tips

HoosierHoops10/16/2009 4:35:15 pm PDT

re: #94 Dar ul Harb

Wow. So, to paraphrase Heisenberg, not only does God play dice, sometimes He changes the speed of light just to mess with ya, Albert.

I never bought into Heisenberg.. Just because you can not observe the state of an atom…Currently..Doesn’t make it so..We don’t have the tools to observe Atomic activity right now..It’s not by chance static activity of the atom in unknown…We just don’t understand it…It’s certainly not by trillions of possible states available just because we decide to observe it at a given moment..
Otherwise I could morph into Shaq at any given moment…Depending on state..
I am a heretic…