Additional AP note: we will however continue our policy of falling for these right-wing nontroversies every additional time they crop up though. We have no plans to learn from our continued mistakes, do any research on any of these “stories” before we pass them on, or figure out that these turn out to be partisan hack created reality ignoring bullshit EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!

Oh wait, gotta go. Drudge says a gay muslim black guy just totally didn’t invite a white guy to his birthday party. Stop the presses!