The answer is, of course, idiotic, but the hair—JFC—the hair has developed a life of its own.

TRUMP on Iowa:

“Now I understand the votes are fried in Iowa. … I think they fried their votes on computers. Think of it: All the money that the Democrats spent and the votes are fried.” pic.twitter.com/xMyQfCYfUs

— JM Rieger (@RiegerReport) February 7, 2020