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WATCH LIVE: Jen Psaki vs. The White House Press Corps

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Eclectic Cyborg10/01/2021 11:27:26 am PDT

Since it’s Friday afternoon and work is slow:

To the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know it”

If you’re not a real doctor, shut your mouth.
If you’re not a real doctor, shut your mouth.
I don’t care about your church,
or the sites where you researched.
If you’re not a real doctor, shut your mouth.

If you’re not a real doctor, don’t go Tweet.
If you’re not a real doctor, don’t go Tweet.
It’s a really a disgrace,
that you recommend horse paste.
If you’re not a real doctor, don’t go Tweet.

If you’re not a real doctor, shut your yap.
If you’re not a real doctor, shut your yap.
Because it’s pretty plain to see,
Facebook doesn’t give degrees.
If you’re not a real doctor shut, your yap.

If you’re not a real doctor, you get blocked.
If you’re not a real doctor, you get blocked.
I won’t take your advice
If you voted for Trump twice.
If you’re not a real doctor, you get blocked.