re: #86 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

I like to think that my grand-sum total of $40 to the Obama campaign is what made all the difference. Who wants to touch me?

I SAID WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?

I’ve got you beat by $10, big spender!

Let’s pool our resources and open a petting zoo, in which “petting zoo” is a euphemism for “uncomfortable, inappropriate physical contact.”