re: #89 teleskiguy

Yes. I mean, Fuckface Von Clownstick has been skiing before.

[Embedded content]

Heh. My only “Trump skiing” story: some years back, I rode the lift at Aspen with a local, who regaled me with the tale of the time Donald Trump was skiing there, and unexpectedly ran into his ex-wife Ivana at the top of a run. She started yelling at him, whereupon he hit the slope to try to get away from her. Ivana (reputedly a championship-level skier) took off after him, and kept pace with him downslope, skiing backwards, and screaming curses at him in Czech all the way to the bottom.
Sorry I missed that!