re: #109 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I will leave that up to your imagination…

In any case, I actually have a brilliant new girlfriend, studied Economics at Beijing University and works for the German Federal Reserve, with whom I can sit up and discuss politics and economics…but she does not smoke.

Clearly you need to work on your technique.

{Riffing on a very old National Lampoon joke.}