OT: Thinking of the Keebler AG and his Reefer Madness reboot as I go through the new Val-U-Ads packet, here in sunny (way too warm) Colorado. Second page is an ad for a local dispensary a few miles away. This still amuses me probably far more than it should, given the context — I mean, I expect it in Westword, the local free(spirited) newsmag, but in the totally middle-class suburban coupon mailer?
You folks who purchase will have to tell me if these are good prices:
$99 Flower Oz
20% off 100MG Edibles
$18 Flower 1/8th
$19 Gram Wax
$19 Gram Shatter
Then there are the specials:
Early bird special from 8-10 AM - $18 8ths Top Shelf!
Every Tuesday you can get 20% off cartridges and disposable pens!
Every Wednesday you can get 20% off edibles!
Plus discounts for veterans and medical card holders.
There’s even an ATM on site so you don’t have to carry cash around, since the Feds still won’t let these folks bank like a normal business.
Good luck stuffing this genie back in the bottle, J. Beauregard. Most of us like watching those dollars going into the daylight economy, and those taxes going onto school roofs.