How did I get to be a liberal?

I worked for Goldwater in 1964 and still admire him in many ways.
I served 30 years in the US Army and retired as a field-grade officer.
I have never grown a beard.
I own a successful business.
I despise communists.
I went to Iraq as a contractor.
I support the Second Amendment and own 8 guns.
I support the State of Israel.
I could shoot Osama bin Laden or any number of other terrorists at point-blank range and never bat an eye.

Here are the only ones that count anymore though:
I am agnostic and support the separation of church and state.
I do not believe the free market is an automatic cure-all.
(A new addition) I support the right of workers to organize and engage in collective bargaining.