One goober claims that firing a magazine down a tank barrel will “jam the gun.” Others think shotgun slugs will break the tracks, obviously only from close range. Some even believe in the old movie trick of jumping on top to toss a molotov cocktail down the hatch.* With the traitors standing in front of 120mm barrels, running up on the tracks, and trying to jump on top, the task of eradicating their stupid asses will be greatly simplified.

*With millions of soldiers fighting tens of thousands of tanks over the last century, this has probably happened once or twice. Just as likely that thousands of heroic but gullible types have died trying.