I just watched a piece on CNBC, we can all stop worrying about oil now because the Canadian oil sands contain about 130 billion barrels. And they are friendly to the U.S.A., Whoppee, everybody party!

Wait, what do you mean we would use all that up in three and a half years? And it will take them 20+ years to get it all out of the ground? Whoa, you mean we still have a problem here?

Maybe we need to take over some oil producing countries in the middle east or something?

/Oops, we already kinda tried that didn’t we?