How does Fluke meet the definition of a slut? It’s simple math, people. We know these pills cost about a dollar apiece, since a prescription for 28 of them is usually 25-30 dollars. Why they come in 28 round packets I will never understand, I mean other pharmaceuticals usually come 20 or 50 or sometimes 16 to a scrip, but never 28. Be that it may, she estimates the cost of birth control at $3000 a year. Obviously she is taking about 9 of these pills a day, ergo she is having sex 9 times a day. Brought to you by the Limbaugh School for Advanced Conservative Mathematics, Statistical Analysis Division.