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White House Denies Planning Construction of Death Star

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Birth Control Works1/11/2013 7:46:31 pm PST

re: #112 Dark_Falcon

“You don’t know the things nightmares are truly made of, but I do. You try to low-ball this project again and I’ll launch you into space in an escape pod whose radio’s speaker will programed to play nothing but Bryan Fischer speeches continuously for 72 hours. After that the emergency beacon will activate, but none of the others punished in this way lasted for than 30 hours before suffering brain shutdown from the extreme levels of DERP. “

What Woody Allen Movie was it in which old Howard Cosell broadcasts were determined to be torture?