re: #108 Summer

Hi everyone! Sarah here…

I just want to say thank you for remembering me! As you all know, I come from Alass-ka, which is a pretty cold state most of the time. Back up in Alass-ka, the one thing you don’t wanna do is get the chills, because then you’d get sick and we’d have to pray over you to get better. And sometimes God listens, but sometimes he’s off doing other more important things like trying to derail Obamacare, or saving orphans, or growing more reindeer for Santa - who also lives near us!

There’s a lot to be said for prayer and not getting sick. After all, look at me! I’m looking better than ever and I don’t even believe in that sciency medicine stuff. Who needs it? When you’re out there shooting at moose at a hundred yards away, and you know that if he catches wind of you he could just turn around and run at you as fast as he can and then you’re in trouble! Well, you know you won’t have time to start figuring stuff out like what kind of pills to take if you’re cold or sneezing and all that. The one thing you can always do is pray away your cold. Even when you’re looking down that barrel and have to stay totally silent, you know you can pop off a little silent prayer to God to keep you warm, and everything will be okay.

That’s what I’m talking about, America! That’s the kind of initiative we need in our great and awesome country today, which the scientists and liberals are trying to take away from us. And, let’s face it: what have they ever given us, huh? Did they ever build a fire when it’s snowing out? Did they ever go and get you your dinner? I think I’m a heckofa lot smarter than they are because I can do all those things and they can’t. That’s why hockey moms like me are so great for the office of the Presidency. Nature trained us, not some guy wearing a lab coat in France.

Anyway, I’m just popping in from my busy PR schedule to wish you all well and say thank you to my awesome fans out there! I love you guys!

xoxoxoxox,

Sarah Palin.

I think I love you. Your last name wouldn’t happen to be Glau, would it?