Trump Russia Scandal Idiot Carter Page So Tired of Being Hate-Crimed by Hillary Clinton (goes to Wonkette)

Wonkette has no love for The Intercept (they are on the same page as Mr. Johnson here).

They disassemble an Intercept article by Carter Page, starting with this nugget:

Because it’s long-winded and weird — though The Intercept notes it doesn’t have any spelling or grammatical errors, THANKS MICROSOFT WORD SQUIGGLY CORRECTIONS! — we will be skimming it for the funniest parts. Let’s read this together while we back away slowly:

I am writing to request your urgent review of the severe election fraud in the form of disinformation, suppression of dissent, hate crimes and other extensive abuses led by members of Mrs. Hillary Clinton’s campaign and their political allies last year. As summarized below, the actions by the Clinton regime and their associates may be among the most extreme examples of human rights violations observed during any election in U.S. history since Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was similarly targeted for his anti-war views in the 1960’s. I believe the information provided below can significantly assist the ongoing overhaul of the U.S. Department of Justice, as you simultaneously begin to repair your Division amidst continued pressures to instead consider frivolous Russia-related accusations from last year.