Since I’m being dense today: as much as I enjoy seeing Lumpy squirm, I’m a bit confused by the news.

My personal takeaway is that Lumpy has an extramarital affair problem that he hired Cohen to make go away, and that hasn’t been revealed yet. Am I right? Or is it just simply Lumpy has been pimping Cohen on his show without disclosing he’s been working with Cohen.

Because I really, really want it to be the first one.