From Wonkette. Pretty good…

Marine Will Not Allow Senator/”Some Woman” To Legislate His Personal Assault Rifles
by Rich Abdill

Only Gomer is allowed to vote.Good news, Debaters Of Gun Control, the voice of reason has arrived, and his name is Joshua Boston. He was in the Marines from 2004 through 2012 and somehow only made it to corporal, but he knows what he was fighting for, and it was not slutty Sen. Diane Feinstein….