How lows can we goes precious? Can we makes everything bout it? About the Precious? About Sméaaaaaagol? Yes, to takes the blame aways! Less accountabled then! False Minas Reeco numbers to hurts us! Nasty liddle poll numbers to spites us! Filthy WITCH KING HUNTS to binds us! Bads!

— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) September 13, 2018