So… Pence isn’t taking calls, Trump tried a mild rebrand after a social media lockout, the cops are pretending they didn’t know to save face for losing Nakatomi Plaza to Duck Dynasty, one veteran treasonweasel lady is still dead from a gunshot, a policeman is doing poorly on life support, Rush Limbaugh is still a breathing miserable fuck, DeVos Blackwater Sister made an 11th hour exit… I’ve only been at the computer for 10 minutes and it’s Shitshow Part II.

Motherfucker’s fat ass is still in charge as though nothing is the matter, waiting to pardon himself.

Got it.