The Ballad of Donnie Jr.
went home with a waitress the way I always do
How was I to know she was with the russians, too?I was gambling in havana, I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this, hiyah!An innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place
And I’m down on my luck
Yes, I’m down on my luck
Well, I’m down on my luckI’m hiding in honduras, I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fanSend lawyers, guns, and money
Send lawyers, guns, and moneySend lawyers, guns, and money, hiyah!
Send lawyers, guns, and money, ow!