re: #112 🌹UOJB!

That’s why I made arrangements with the Neptune Society for cremation and scattering my ashes in the ocean. I also wrote instructions in my will for NO FUNERAL. Not going to give my Xtian relatives an opening for a Pulpit Pimp to make some tax-exempt cash off of my death.

My grandmother had an arrangement with the Neptune Society and she wanted me to make sure it was done but my wacko religious freak Aunt tore up the contract and turned Grandma’s funeral into Pulpit Pimp-0-Rama.

My Christian relatives wouldn’t give me a funeral if you paid them. They wouldn’t come to my first wedding (my second one was private with just my wife and me), so I doubt they give a damn if I die.

As for locally, it is in my will to hire an Irish folk band and pay for a couple kegs of beer at the town community centre.