What @realDonaldTrump’s afraid of:
1. Putin
2. Mueller
3. Rain

The President cancelled his visit to an American cemetery in France to mark 100 years since WWI. Even if the helicopters couldn’t fly, he could’ve driven. He must just be afraid of a little rain.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) November 11, 2018

Wait, Senator. I think we need to be more understanding of the situation. Given the battery of stylists, landscapers, magicians & taxidermists it requires to get @realDonaldTrump’s hair looking like that every day it’s totally understandable why he wouldn’t want to get it wet… https://t.co/KWKZ3J5sTK

— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) November 11, 2018