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Is Trump About to Try to Perpetrate His Fake "National Emergency?"

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Anymouse ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜ท1/07/2019 1:55:35 pm PST

Kaitlyn Bennetโ€™s GoFundMe is still solidly at zero.

It has recently come to my attention that Katelylin Bennett, the famed Gun and Diaper Girl of Kent State, has no furniture in her home. She has sacrificed so much defending the rights of guns in this great nation, it is only fair that she come home to a well-furnished sanctuary. If her comfort is not enough reason for you to donate, consider the gratitude of her guns, whomst would discover an invigorated sense of purpose in having actual property to defend. If you hate the Second Amendment and love cultural Marxism, perhaps this campaign is not for you. But if you are one of the millions of hard-working, patriotic Americans who may even personally know what it is like to have no money left for basic necessities after budgeting for guns and ammo and hairspray, this may well be the latest and greatest opportunity for you to own the libs. Just think of how mad this will make them.