Anthime Gionet, aka Baked Alaska, failed to show up at a Scottsdale City Court hearing today where the prosecutors were going to argue his on his own recognizance bond should be revoked.

Now there is a warrant out for this great specimen of stupidity. However, even that isn’t enough to get his recognizance bond revoked. If Baked can scrape up $3,000 for another bond, he can stay free (absent the prosecutors getting the judges to revoke the FIRST bond). Confused? Here’s the Phoenix New Times to tell you more.

phoenixnewtimes.com