The Teabagger Guild to Cutting the Budget Deficit

This is how Obama’s budget breaks down:

25% Foreign Aid
25% NASA
25% Social Security
25% Defense
25% Medicare
25% Public Employee Pensions
25% Interest on the National Debt

That’s 175%. Now all we have to do to balance the budget is to eliminate Foreign Aid, NASA and bust the public employee unions.

Problem solved. Your unborn fetuses can thank us for the debt-free magical fairy land that they will be born into, and oh yes, they will be born, even if it kills their mother.