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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines11/21/2012 5:56:39 pm PST

Wingnut goes ballistic over Hillary’s dress. This is an actual exchange from Facebook. Names are changed to protect Lubbock from another Judge Head case of international mockery and ridicule.

Special K, local Democrat: She would be the most qualified Presidential candidate in a century.

Carlos the Jackass, wingnut: yEA Right…look at the ’ Islamic Green Dress she is wearing ’ !

Carlos the Jackass, wingnut: HILLARY IS WEARING THEIR FLAG , FOR HEAVEN SAKE! WAKE-UP SLUMBERING AMERICANS….

Carlos the Jackass, wingnut: WE HAVE AN ACTIVE TRANSFER OF THE BALANCE OF POWER…IF AMERICANS HAVE’NT NOTICE.

John the sane guy: Carlos, tell your Doctor about these thouts and see what he says.


Carlos the Jackass, wingnut: Yea, good Muslim/Islamic Green !

John the sane guy: Those Irish sons-of-bitches like me wear a lot of green. They might be in cahoots with Arabs, Honey Boo Boo, and the Baylor Bears. I’d heard Judge Tom Head and Nazi Don May had one follower but I thought it was Long Talking Todd Klein or Heart Attack Waiting Roberta Pratt (local radio talkers-SK)


Carlos the Jackass, wingnut: I meant ” YOU GO ” …IF YOU ARE AN OBUMER SYMPATIZER…GO ISLAMIC GREEN ! NOT ME !…I TOOK AN OATH LONG AGO TO UP-HOLD MY US CONSTITUTION AND RESPECT MY STARS AND STRIPS…FOR EVER!


John the sane guy: I took the same oath, dumb ass, and I had on United States Army green. Go back to playing Pac Man in momma’s basement, watching Fox News, and chug a lugging Red Bull.


Carlos the Jackass, wingnut: Oh, okay…I stand corrected to an extend. I don’t mean to offend the Irish Green; I see the Islam/Jahadist Green and that what I was referring to…my apology.


John the sane guy: What about our Army? And Las Vegas, all those green felt table. Better look under neath, might be an Arab. Forget Red and Green this Christmas. this moron thinks the color of the forest is a plot having to do with President Obama, two words he has never used together, being from Kenya. If I had a business place, I’d ask them and fire the lousy moronic drooling birthers on the spot.

Carlos the Jackass, wingnut: Johnny, I apologize…that’s the best I can do….I would think you would see the latest news and see how our country is going “Islamic, due to Obama Policies” .

John the sane guy: Fuck you.