My learned colleague Dr. Zurkowitz posits a certainty in the matter of one Chaz. C. Johnson being a “dickhead”. I am not fully convinced of this theory. I submit it is more likely that the said individual is an “asshole”. Without delay I’m sending an article to that effect to the Journal for Psychotic Personality Research.

Yours truly,
Dr. Backpfeifengesicht, Esq.