re: #122 jamesfirecat

Yep, definitely a parody:

Ban marriage between any same-sex person, place, or thing

Make it legal to detain anyone with a Muslim-sounding name and strip-search them for underwear bombs before boarding any plane, including Air Force One

The liberal one was a little off too, but this one is just downright making the conservative opinions seem like those that only total delusion psychos could actually hold.