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Sarah Palin's Word Salad of the Day, With Extra Satan

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)2/23/2012 10:44:47 am PST

re: #29 Learned Mother of Zion

Do people really, actually believe in Satan?

A relative of mine joined the “Church of Satan” and sold his soul to Satan. I don’t know if he really worshipped some ripped, red-skinned guy with horns and a tail, I think he joined just in order to snort the best cocaine and fuck teenage “altar virgins.”

Satan didn’t help when he got arrested on drug charges and sex with juveniles.

That’s because Satan has investments in lawyers, guns, banks, private-run prisons for profit, and rehab clinics.