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Nerdy Fish3/05/2018 2:56:20 pm PST

re: #118 darthstar

I imagine god was cleaning his ‘smite’ button, looked down and said, “Oops.’

Joke time!

A priest and his parishioner are out on the golf course. The parishioner is having a hard time of it; his shots are all over the place, and his score is in Donald Trump territory. As the afternoon proceeds, he is getting more and more upset, first muttering, then shouting aloud with every bad shot, “Fuck, I missed!” After one particularly bad hole, the priest admonishes his companion, “You should be more careful with your language, lest the Lord strike you down.” On the next hole, the parishioner lines up a putt, and misses the hole by a good three feet and nearly runs it off the green. Throwing his putter aside, he screams to the heavens, “FUCK, I MISSED!” Just then, a bolt from the blue sizzles down and strikes the priest dead. A heartbeat later, a voice from the heavens booms: “Fuck, I missed.”