Cliven Bundy’s ‘Legal Idiot’ Son Ryan Running For Governor Of Nevada Legal Idiots (Wonkette)

‘I Got Off In A Mistrial’ Is One Great Campaign Slogan

God, the Creator of the Universe and Supreme Being, has denied any involvement in yesterday’s decision by Ryan Bundy, son of welfare rancher Cliven Bundy, to run as an independent candidate for governor of Nevada. “No thank you. I’m busy enough with the NCAA tournament, lost kittens, and any number of college entrance exams. Whatever he may say, I have no input whatsoever on that durn fool’s political decisions,” the Lord Of Hosts announced through a burning spokesbush. “Last advice I gave him was to take up a nice quiet hobby like antiquing, and next thing I know he’s seized a wildlife refuge. Whole family’s nuts, you ask Me.”

The younger Bundy, who during his trial for the takeover of the Oregon wildlife refuge went full-bozo Sovereign Citizen and declared himself an “idiot of the Legal Society,” to whom man’s law doesn’t apply, made the announcement during an interview with the Nevada Independent. He plans to file his candidacy March 14 and then go on a speaking tour of the state, which ought to make for some interesting video as he lays forth his political philosophy. It is unclear at this early date whether he will insist his campaign bus display only homemade cardboard license plates.

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