If vouchers pass, my retired teacher friend and I might set up a whole line of alternate schools for children whose parents’ values are out of sync with the public school system in various ways:

Mama Mao’s Indoctrination Camp for Young Revolutionaries
The Brigham Young Memorial Academy for Children of Plural Marriage.
The Madalyn Murray O’Hair School of Atheist and Secular Studies (unlike public schools, this one really will ban Bibles).
The Timothy Leary Dropout Center for Altered Consciousness.
The Harvey Milk School of Texas
The William Tecumseh Sherman School of Military Logistics

Should be a lot of state money in this. No?