re: #89 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

We all suck and he’s smarter than us. It causes him a lot of acute pain, but unfortunately after he ran over a badger, he was haunted by its ghost and he has to post on websites as a kind of penance. I’m not sure what happens in Season 2.

I’ve got it!

‘stabby’ is really ‘annefrance’, playing 3-D chess in a 2-D world, with an IQ of 167.