re: #120 iossarian

Those greedy older teachers, always stealing all the money away from the younger, “idealistic” ones.

If only all teachers could be fired at will after the age of 45! That would shake up the profession!

After 20 years of teaching, these monocled, tuxedo-wearing chauffered-Benz teachers are making the staggering sum annually of

SIXTY

THOUSAND

DOLLARS

the riches are beyond magnitude, like a Scrooge McDuck room full of gold that you can swan dive into from your diving board which is improbably also made of gold