re: #106 SanFranciscoZionist

It was nicer when you had a castle in Transylvania, and the peasants kept their damn mouths shut, but there it is. Modern life.

(There was a Dracula spoof movie many years ago where the Count is thrown out of his castle by the Romanian government, who are planning to make it into a gymnastics training facility. “Comrade, we will be back in three days with parallel bars, mats, and Nadia Comaneci. Don’t be here.” The townsfolk see him off with torches, for old times’ sake.)

Yeah, whatever happened to Nadia? She must be like, what, fortysomething? I know that Cathy Rigby went on for years and years and years as Peter Pan*

*Peter Pan: a role that has been performed more times by middle-aged women than by teenage boys.