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Breaking: Stephen Colbert Obtains Leaked Copy of the New US Constitution as Written by Trump

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petesh5/03/2017 3:44:10 pm PDT

re: #124 thedopefishlives

That’s where you run into that pesky federal regulation again. They have to be able to evacuate the whole plane in, I believe it is 90 seconds, from fully seated.

I was going to make a snarky comment about ejector seats, but … evacuate in 90 seconds? I cannot see how any current plane meets that criterion, unless of course the passengers are all hyper athletic gymnasts who never panic.