re: #105 Ace Rothstein

Now that a war with Iran is imminent, I’ll look forward to all the CEO’s that have reaped hundreds of billions from the tax cuts to volunteer their kids to fight.

I volunteer the 102nd Chairborne Brigade, known as the Fighting Keyboarders in their distinct red caps with that patriotic slogan on them. I propose to put them on planes and deploy them.

Without parachutes.

Over Tehran, or preferably, Methuen, Mass.

They will sacrifice nobly.