re: #122 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

I didn’t know Schlitz had gone retro.

Years ago, when going to someone’s house warming or a dinner party, I’d buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra or another malt liquor and bring it as a gift. When they’d invariably look at me as if I was crazy I’d say, “Hey, don’t let the smooth taste fool ya.” and wink at them. Haven’t done that in ages…got a big Passover dinner party coming up at the end of the month…there will be lots of French wine involved…maybe slipping a 40 into the collection without anyone seeing me might be kind of fun.