I was born not to vote for Mitt Romney, unconcieved as he was. My great-grandparents migrated to this country from Ireland so they could have a descendant who would vote against Mitt Romney. 13 nuns and a one-legged Army sergeant spent every waking minute teaching me not to vote for Mitt Romney.

(In truth I’m not voting against Mitt Romney at all, just the reactionary bullshit he is fronting in this generation.)